Biography

Yeah, I know there's a profile but I thought I'd spice it up a bit :)
Okay so, I'm Charlotte Rose Jones (gay name, I know) aka. Dee; currently standing at a pathetic 5ft 5". Brunette, waist length hair and light blue eyes. Lived in "sunny" Cornwall all my life, yet never had a Cornish pasty-that usually gives a weird impression. Live with my parents, 2 guinea-pigs (Daisy, Maisey) and 2 gerbils (Crunchie, Rolo). Love my family to bits and my friends mean the world to me. Read on...

Likes:
Family. Friends. Animals. Surfing. Going in the sea. Summer. Shopping. Sunbathing. Football. Tennis. Basketball. Parties. Milkshake. Music. Topshop. The cinema. Taylor Lautner. Quiz's. Cuddles. Xbox 360. Sleep. iPod. Roller coasters. Holidays. Fields. Cycling. Sunny days. Playing the guitar. Eyeliner. Tan. Pandas. Calippo's. Art. Photography. Pepsi diet. Growing. Horror films. Cam Gigandet. Hopeless supply teachers. Blogging. H&M. Hairspray. Interior design. Friendly people. Walking. Newfoundland dogs. The "That's what she said" response. Facebook. Samsung S5560 Marvel. Muscles. New Look. Horse riding. Jeans. My sister. Nature. Rock music. Chris Evans. Sunset. Being single. Pioneer SE-4000 Stereo headphones. Outsmarting people. Discovering things. Vampires. French lingerie. Purple. Msn. Polka dots. Converse. Motto's. Body boarding. Meeting new people. Scene hair. Being trusted. Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough ice-cream. HTML. River Island. Being an agony aunt. Web design. Firemen. Channing Tatum. Laughing. Street/Break dancing. Theories. DC Shoes. Rave. Motorbikes. Sarcasm. Lego. Doodles. Saturdays. Having a tidy bedroom. Weenicons. Skateboarding. Puppies. Primark. Babies. Fast cars. Open-plan. Lifeguards. Fruit salad. My niece, Shanon. The park. Non-uniform days.

Dislikes:
Chavs. PE. Being ill. Crappy movies. MacDonald's. School. Doctors/Hospitals. Board games. Alan Titchmarsh. People who look orange. Losing things. Mess. Being outsmarted. Homework. The smell of petrol. Sexist jokes. Selfishness. Tomatoes. Rap. Rain. Being normal. Being told what to do. Jealousy. Stupid people. Pop music. Headaches. Liars. Mud. Hills. Cooking. Attention seekers. Silence. Assemblies. Slappers. Being cold. Repetition. Grumpiness. Bitches. Being short. 50 Cent. People who lose their virginity at the age of 12. Neon clothes. Cake. Criminals. Science. Immatureness. Unexpected visitors. Being unorganised. Debates. Analysis. Mornings. Cheap earphones. Seagulls. Ignorance. Insults. Rugby tackles. Losing. Bebo. Airbrushing. Stereotyping. Not having a job. Mugshots. N-Dubz. Having no money. People being nosey. Intimidation. Having asthma. R&B. Straightening hair. Smoking. Vintage stuff. Scooters. Pie. When the internet dies. Woodlice. Repeated Simpson's episodes. Opera. Burgers.

TV Shows:
Hollyoaks. The Simpsons. The Vampire Diaries. True Blood. Family Guy. American Dad. Basil Brush. My Parents Are Aliens. Supersize vs Superskinny. Embarrassing Bodies.

Movies:
Van Helsing. Grease. Twilight. New Moon. Men In Black. Boogeyman. The Unborn. Saw I-VI. Dog Soldiers. Rat Race. Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. Never Back Down. Ice Age 3. Dear John. Avatar. Back To The Future. Yes Man. The Island. Final Destination 3. I Am Legend. Shrek 2. Knowing. I,Robot. Armageddon. Time Traveller's Wife. 28 Weeks Later. Independence Day.

Music:
Anberlin. Breaking Benjamin. Linkin Park. 3OH!3. Kings Of Leon. One Republic. Blink 182. Sum 41. Pendulum. Cute Is What We Aim For. Drowning Pool. Foo Fighters. BrokeNCYDE. Owl City. Bloc Party. The Prodigy.

Books:
Harry Potter Series. Memoirs Of A Teenage Amnesiac. Elsewhere. The Twilight Saga. 1984. The Demonata Series. His Dark Materials Series.

Idols/Celebs:
Connor Morgan. Diversity. Flawless. Jennifer Lopez. Mr Fantastic. Scarlett Johansson. Spiderman. Superman. Will Smith. Wolverine.

Quotes:
"Nothing tastes as good as how being skinny feels." - Anon.
"The way into a man's heart is through his stomach." - Anon.
"I feel like I've turned up at an earthquake ...with a dustpan and brush." - Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow.
"I make a joke, to help you forget how screwed you are." - Rowan Atkinson, Rat Race.
"You'll have to forgive him ...he's from Barcelona." - John Cleese, Fawlty Towers.
"Can we get you something else, Mr Hutchinson ...A tea cosy for your pepper pot perhaps?" - John Cleese, Fawlty Towers.
"If you bother me again I shall visit you in the small hours of the night and put a bat up your nightdress." - John Cleese, Fawlty Towers.
"No, please don't eat me, I have a wife and kids ...eat them." - Homer Simpson.

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Biography

Yeah, I know there's a profile but I thought I'd spice it up a bit :)
Okay so, I'm Charlotte Rose Jones (gay name, I know) aka. Dee; currently standing at a pathetic 5ft 5". Brunette, waist length hair and light blue eyes. Lived in "sunny" Cornwall all my life, yet never had a Cornish pasty-that usually gives a weird impression. Live with my parents, 2 guinea-pigs (Daisy, Maisey) and 2 gerbils (Crunchie, Rolo). Love my family to bits and my friends mean the world to me. Read on...

Likes:
Family. Friends. Animals. Surfing. Going in the sea. Summer. Shopping. Sunbathing. Football. Tennis. Basketball. Parties. Milkshake. Music. Topshop. The cinema. Taylor Lautner. Quiz's. Cuddles. Xbox 360. Sleep. iPod. Roller coasters. Holidays. Fields. Cycling. Sunny days. Playing the guitar. Eyeliner. Tan. Pandas. Calippo's. Art. Photography. Pepsi diet. Growing. Horror films. Cam Gigandet. Hopeless supply teachers. Blogging. H&M. Hairspray. Interior design. Friendly people. Walking. Newfoundland dogs. The "That's what she said" response. Facebook. Samsung S5560 Marvel. Muscles. New Look. Horse riding. Jeans. My sister. Nature. Rock music. Chris Evans. Sunset. Being single. Pioneer SE-4000 Stereo headphones. Outsmarting people. Discovering things. Vampires. French lingerie. Purple. Msn. Polka dots. Converse. Motto's. Body boarding. Meeting new people. Scene hair. Being trusted. Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough ice-cream. HTML. River Island. Being an agony aunt. Web design. Firemen. Channing Tatum. Laughing. Street/Break dancing. Theories. DC Shoes. Rave. Motorbikes. Sarcasm. Lego. Doodles. Saturdays. Having a tidy bedroom. Weenicons. Skateboarding. Puppies. Primark. Babies. Fast cars. Open-plan. Lifeguards. Fruit salad. My niece, Shanon. The park. Non-uniform days.

Dislikes:
Chavs. PE. Being ill. Crappy movies. MacDonald's. School. Doctors/Hospitals. Board games. Alan Titchmarsh. People who look orange. Losing things. Mess. Being outsmarted. Homework. The smell of petrol. Sexist jokes. Selfishness. Tomatoes. Rap. Rain. Being normal. Being told what to do. Jealousy. Stupid people. Pop music. Headaches. Liars. Mud. Hills. Cooking. Attention seekers. Silence. Assemblies. Slappers. Being cold. Repetition. Grumpiness. Bitches. Being short. 50 Cent. People who lose their virginity at the age of 12. Neon clothes. Cake. Criminals. Science. Immatureness. Unexpected visitors. Being unorganised. Debates. Analysis. Mornings. Cheap earphones. Seagulls. Ignorance. Insults. Rugby tackles. Losing. Bebo. Airbrushing. Stereotyping. Not having a job. Mugshots. N-Dubz. Having no money. People being nosey. Intimidation. Having asthma. R&B. Straightening hair. Smoking. Vintage stuff. Scooters. Pie. When the internet dies. Woodlice. Repeated Simpson's episodes. Opera. Burgers.

TV Shows:
Hollyoaks. The Simpsons. The Vampire Diaries. True Blood. Family Guy. American Dad. Basil Brush. My Parents Are Aliens. Supersize vs Superskinny. Embarrassing Bodies.

Movies:
Van Helsing. Grease. Twilight. New Moon. Men In Black. Boogeyman. The Unborn. Saw I-VI. Dog Soldiers. Rat Race. Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. Never Back Down. Ice Age 3. Dear John. Avatar. Back To The Future. Yes Man. The Island. Final Destination 3. I Am Legend. Shrek 2. Knowing. I,Robot. Armageddon. Time Traveller's Wife. 28 Weeks Later. Independence Day.

Music:
Anberlin. Breaking Benjamin. Linkin Park. 3OH!3. Kings Of Leon. One Republic. Blink 182. Sum 41. Pendulum. Cute Is What We Aim For. Drowning Pool. Foo Fighters. BrokeNCYDE. Owl City. Bloc Party. The Prodigy.

Books:
Harry Potter Series. Memoirs Of A Teenage Amnesiac. Elsewhere. The Twilight Saga. 1984. The Demonata Series. His Dark Materials Series.

Idols/Celebs:
Connor Morgan. Diversity. Flawless. Jennifer Lopez. Mr Fantastic. Scarlett Johansson. Spiderman. Superman. Will Smith. Wolverine.

Quotes:
"Nothing tastes as good as how being skinny feels." - Anon.
"The way into a man's heart is through his stomach." - Anon.
"I feel like I've turned up at an earthquake ...with a dustpan and brush." - Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow.
"I make a joke, to help you forget how screwed you are." - Rowan Atkinson, Rat Race.
"You'll have to forgive him ...he's from Barcelona." - John Cleese, Fawlty Towers.
"Can we get you something else, Mr Hutchinson ...A tea cosy for your pepper pot perhaps?" - John Cleese, Fawlty Towers.
"If you bother me again I shall visit you in the small hours of the night and put a bat up your nightdress." - John Cleese, Fawlty Towers.
"No, please don't eat me, I have a wife and kids ...eat them." - Homer Simpson.